Is this a joke, or did you really bring a friend for a double blowjob?

When your girlfriend is sick, stick your dick in, it will cure her 💯

Wow, man, what a hard-on you got! Well, congratulations to the guy, he's a cuckold

You promised to fuck me rough and... you didn't let me down! Now cum wherever you want

My father's new whore is an upstart, the kind you can only shut up with your dick

What do you mean, "Bye"? I'm not going anywhere until I fuck you in the ass

I pretended to be unconventional, and she took off her pants and rubbed her anus

It's not good, period! Got sperm for breakfast and a burger in the fuckin' face

What's that, honey, moaning loudly? It's not me, it's the whore next door

Fucking hell — I rented out a room and got a daily blowjob subscription

Well done to me — I helped a stranger close the protein window after the workout

Where are you spitting it out? Hurry up and lick it off or I'll kick you out of the house

Until my NFT art sells out, I'm going to make money the old-fashioned way

Stranger girl is drunk, but knows to suck on February 23

I gave you presents on New Year's Eve, but on Christmas I'll only fuck you

To hell with decency — it's 2022 and I haven't been fucked in the anus yet

She resented her husband and ran to her best friend for comfort and cock